I guess when a woman is in her 40s, people assume we become idiots for Dick. Or that we are willing to just be a “sugar mama” for the prospect of the “bamboo”. And maybe some women do. If you’re one of those ladies, please know, you don’t have to be one. Dick is everywhere. What’s hard to find is a man emotionally willing to commit, but a man will give it up a whole lot easier than a woman will. In 2018 ladies, we need to make a vow and a plea to not be stupid for Dick.
I went on a girls trip to Jamaica Dec 2017. While there I made a friend that claimed he had a “big bamboo”. Never quite found out if that was true, but that’s a story for another day. Anyway he’s been pretty consistent with the “good-morning-beautiful” texts since I returned home, but nothing else. Today we chatted briefly, then he says;
“I need a new phone, can you look up what a Galaxy Note 4 would cost?”
In my mind I’m thinking, ok why can’t you look this up yourself, but I look it up anyway. I text him a screen shot of what it will cost for refurbished to new. Cheapest price was $149.
His response is “I have $130 American dollars.”
“Well, I guess you have some more saving to do.”
“OK, thanks for the effort”
“No problem. Keep in mind there’s also tax and shipping.”
No response.
Two hours later I was like, wait, was I being tested? Was he asking to see if I offered to give him the difference or just pay for it entirely? Well if he did, he quickly realized I am not the one!
Seriously? I get “Good morning beautiful” at least 5 times before I even make it to the end of my block. You sending me a text every morning is not enough. Not even the finest man dickin’ me down correctly can get money out of me, you my friend, stand no chance. Don’t get me wrong, not saying I won’t pay for a man, of course I will, but he has to be MY man. If it’s a relationship, it’s a 2-party investment. A daily good morning text will get you a response. That’s it.
I may suck at relationships, but I am great at dating and weeding out covert losers……this one is one of them. Not to mention if I’m still wondering if you have a big bamboo, then you most likely don’t. NO CHANCE!
And REALLY dude? A Galaxy Note 4?
NEXT!
This 40 ish 